Elevator Pitch Redux: The Main Character Wants to Help Humanity but Everyone is Mean to Her
Every now and then Lee Goldberg regales us on his blog with emails from readers. After careful consideration, weeks of study, I have a pitch for Lee. Pam Anderson as a librarian! We’ll call the show Stacked. Norman Mailer will play her mean boss. In Episode One, Sandra Bullock tries out for the Library Team, but all the girls are mean to her. The library is outdoors, so Pam and the other librarians have to wear bikinis. Sandra saves the Bookmobile from a biker gang. Norman violates California’s outdoor smoking regulations. A lot of tense moments, but it all turns out okay. In Episode Two Sandra and Pam recover the General Lee from a chop shop after investigating overdue books. Those fines are ten cents per day, no exceptions.
So, Lee, this is the pitch: Baywatch with Books. I like your blog more than Tod’s. Let’s make some magic…Ciao.