Tess Gerritsen is a Really Nice Person
Tess Gerritsen emailed to say she’s slightly depressed over the dustup with Lee Goldberg. I’d read her blog entry where she pondered giving it up ( blogging.) Where does that punctuation go? Actually her blog is very well written and I’m going to ask my hostess, Booksquare, to link to Tess’ blog. That should cheer her up.
After all the guff I’ve given Hollywood lately, Raelynn Hillhouse’s trip to LA has me wondering what I would do if Mel or JeLo called. Well, first I’d delete all my snarky posts about the film industry, locate a few quarts of Rogaine and a soupcon of Just For Men, and suck in my gut. Or just go with the middle aged guy thing, although I can’t think of any middle aged people in LA who resemble middled aged people elsewhere. I imagine my stance as tough guy critic would swiftly dissolve into blubbering fool with Mel on the blower. “I love your movies, Mr. Gibson, especially the one with Tina Turner. All of them, really, even the flick with Helen Hunt. I didn’t think it was dull and repetitive…did I? Hell, no.”
You’re thinking…sell out. Come on, it was a cute movie. I’m going to go rent it, just in case. How fast does Rogaine work? Is it like Roundup? That fast?