The Earl Shaken up in RSS Feed Collision
Technicians at the WL School of Literature report that the Earl of Watership Down, a beloved if misunderstood advocate of feudalism, was injured attempting to repair an RSS feed. Witnesses reported hearing a snap, crackle, pop shortly after the earl vanished into his basement armed only with a rolled up copy of GQ. Doctor Welby Kildaire treated the earl at his surgery at 43 Visigoth Place. “Blogging is dangerous,” said Dr. Kildaire. “RSS feeds are steam powered devices with an unpredictable nature.”
DCI Borchardt, resplendent in a albens rosa toga, has warned the earl many times about blogging. “The earl..may have been ‘pinged’ whilst attempting his DIY repairs. The local Home Depot is currently occupied by Roman soldiers, certainly contributing to the dangers of household repairs.”
The Dowager Princess reported that her miniature poodle Joe Willy suffered a similar injury during the third quarter of the Seahawks game. “No more blogging for him,” said the Princess. Her claim to the throne of Bavaria is working its way through the court system. Ventura County Superior Court Judge Robert Milhouse Cheney will preside over the initial arguments to be presented as an animated film with Tarantino style visuals and plenty of violence. The judge did very well in the first rounds of the playoffs thanks to the Princess and her NFL blog. “Where is Bavaria?” his honor was overheard asking in a nearby Starbucks. Roger Ramjet reporting from a secret location in lederhosen.