David Thayer

Dateline Wellington Leg: At a dedication ceremony held entirely under water Randall “Too Tall” McHugh, COO of the Earl’s Own Telephony Service, announced the world’s first wind powered blog. Entitled “Wellington Leg After Dark” the blog will devote itself to the sometimes seamy world of night clubs, speakeasies, gambling dens and houses of unpeakable acts that come to life after sunset. “All along Great Jones Street and Lesser Hamilcar Boulevard these dastardly establishments flourish under the gaudy glaze of raw neon.” The Wellington Leg Better Business Bureau and Rotary, itself powered by wind, has condemned the proposed blog as “both harmful and fraught” although it cannot be denied that gambling and gamboling often go “arm in arm and hand in glove.”

The technology behind the wind powered blog has been debated for years. “It’s expensive,” says City Manager Man Mountain Muldoon. “Those wind machines don’t come cheap.” Indeed the first attempts at wind powered blogging ended when the RSS Feeds were bitten clean through by the Dowager Princess’ Prized Pomeranian Mister Galahad. Many of the feeds were shredded by the Leg Water Authority’s ill advised street cleaning program. “This is madness,” said Professor Moriarity. He is working on a steam powered blog. Oliver Castinstone reporting.

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