Live Demonstraton: Improved Google Glove
J. Canseco Stadium, Wellington Leg: Hi everybody and welcome to the Google Outfield. My name is Jerry and he’s Phil and we’re providing the play by play as we witness the introduction of the New Google Glove. Phil?
Looks like The Earl of Watership Down is patrolling center field today. He wrote Voltaire’s Miasma, didn’t he, Jerry?
It’s unputdownable.
But it may cause the Black Plague. Anyway, the new glove has extra stitching and a bigger pocket if you spit on it. The coach is hitting fungos to the earl…he’s really slow out there.
Phil, we’re digitizing information here today. Oh, there goes the Atlantic Monthly, a nice running catch behind second base. The real test of the new glove is handling Big Fat Books. Let’s face it, anyone could digitize a magazine.
Jerry there goes an Erica Jong novel.
I think he’s under it, oh, he forgot to drop his shades. That Google Sun is murder this time of day. Maybe the earl caught the reflection off your sports jacket, Phil.
Okay, here’s a big one. Earthly Powers. The coach really belted that one…the earl is near the warning track…I think that book is outta here, yeah, it’s gone. That Anthony Burgess can crank, can’t he?
He sure can. Wait, the earl is down, and the biography of Eleanor Roosevelt is heading straight for him. Ouch, that had to hurt.
This guy is hopeless out there. Hey, that’s Jose on the dugout steps. They’re putting in Jose!
Juiced was a great book, wasn’t it, Phil? Eleanor Roosevelt, steroids, you know what I’m saying. Phil? Hello? That’s enough Google-Aid for you, my friend.