Bowling Ball Simulation Injures Cosmonaut
Wellington Leg: From the files of the Wellingtonienne: Hi, it’s me, and wow we have a lot of ground to cover before deadline. I’m new to Wellington Leg and bought one of those condos at HRH J Mansfield Prison. I’m not sure the conversion is really finished cuz of all the barbed wire and stuff. Plus we all have to eat together in a big room that’s totally drafty and the food sucks. Anyhoo…
I’m profiling DCI Borchardt for WELLINGTON LEG CONFIDENTIAL the TV show. I asked to do a ride along, and he said yes! His police car is an AMC Pacer with a cop suspension; we put my name in the computer and accidentally sent the Flying Squad over to my place. Oops!
Then we went to the location shooting of THE EARL’S BEHEADING and talked to Wilfredo Tagesblatt, VP of Development. They dropped the guillotine on a bowling ball that was supposed to roll into a wicker basket the varsity football team made themselves ( so cool) but the bowling ball broke the basket and rolled down hill where it knocked over a cosmonaut. His name is Boris and I’m like, dude, you read Cosmo?
Uh oh, here comes Mr. Castinstone. I’m not supposed to blog at the office except on Sunday when the office is closed or late at night when those guys buff the floor. I might have to go to Belarus on an assignment. Wish me luck, WTN.