Comments on: Lederhosen: One Size Fits All http://davidthayer.booksquare.com/archives/2007/03/09/633/ One more bite of the apple. Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:49:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: david i http://davidthayer.booksquare.com/archives/2007/03/09/633/#comment-29934 david i Sat, 10 Mar 2007 19:24:36 +0000 http://davidthayer.booksquare.com/archives/2007/03/09/633/#comment-29934 I've never understood why the religious findamentalists have problems with evolution, but are fine with the government moving time around. Sure, it's ten AM, buckaroo--but tomorrow at this time it wil be 9 AM. Cause we said so! Isn't that the ultimate in hubris? I'm especially miffed because tickets fo a Lisa Gerrard concert go on sale tomorrow at 10 AM sharp. Now I have to get up at 9 and pretend it's 10, and I might well have missed the whole thing and ended up sitting in the rafters were it not for the fact that some people--well, you and Pamela--keep track of these arbitrary shofts in the spae-time continuum. I've had it. I'm starting a new new church. Too long has the Lord's natural rhythm of day and night been tampered with. Universal Time now! I’ve never understood why the religious findamentalists have problems with evolution, but are fine with the government moving time around. Sure, it’s ten AM, buckaroo–but tomorrow at this time it wil be 9 AM. Cause we said so! Isn’t that the ultimate in hubris?

I’m especially miffed because tickets fo a Lisa Gerrard concert go on sale tomorrow at 10 AM sharp. Now I have to get up at 9 and pretend it’s 10, and I might well have missed the whole thing and ended up sitting in the rafters were it not for the fact that some people–well, you and Pamela–keep track of these arbitrary shofts in the spae-time continuum.

I’ve had it. I’m starting a new new church. Too long has the Lord’s natural rhythm of day and night been tampered with. Universal Time now!

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