Blog to Taste Better
Wellington Leg: While many in the book world attended Book Expo America in New York City scientists at the Wellington Leg Combo Think Tank Fish Tank worked on improving the taste of blogs. After studying tropical fish for several years much of the research was transferred to a deeper analysis of blogs: there are pretty ones, ugly ones, some are toxic while others offer an enchanting ambience similar to the periodontist office.
Among Literary Blogs ONE MORE BITE OF THE APPLE was voted most likely to mention Lou Dobbs more often than Jonathan Franzen. “The addition of decent carpeting would enhance the blog,” wrote Concetta Comedia della Arta. “This is more orange shag than one would hope to see.”
And consumers should know that this blog is flavored with pure cane sugar rather than artificial sweetener. I’d also like to point out that the weekend entry about rabbits had nothing to do with Updike or JD Robb. It’s a sad commentary that you love the Herman’s Hermits entry in the archives more than the high low over under betting system developed by the Dowager Princess.
Further work on the Tasty Turnip rattled the Piltdown Exchange after the Chinese Turnip Futures Index plummeted. The Tasty Turnip is being fed to local rabbits in an attempt to get them reading literary works rather than those genre novels, but cheap Chinese knockoffs are a menace to the entire project. The news produced a kind of hush all over the floor of the exchange.