Marketing Genius Moves to the Leg
Wellington Leg: The Census Bureau has been counting heads in Wellington Leg, Cathargo Nova, and suburban Henley Hornbrook. They released the following statistics:
The vast majority of adults in the three communities are writers ( 97%).
The majority of children are hedge fund managers ( 54%). Several insist they are rabbits.
43,989 is the strength of the Roman legions in winter quarters near COSTCO. This figure ebbs and flows as scouts and skirmishers sally forth to taunt Towne officials.
Book promotion revolution? Bill Webb, a marketing genius, has moved to a loft style condo in Goth. “We’re going to say, when a book is published, excuse me, but I have a book for you to read.” The Excuse Me Campaign has already paid dividends for the forty third earl. “I was snoozing on the sofa,” the earl recalls, “when the doorbell rang. I’d forgotten about the Excuse Me sign in the front yard.”
Mrs. Bunny Chooton of Bath upon Steam purchased a copy of VOLTAIRE’S MIASMA. “I rarely go door to door when shopping,” she said. “I saw the Excuse Me sign and had to have that book.”
The earl’s staff is moving his sofa closer to the window. “I feel I’m a promotional whirlwind,” he said.
Dogsbody Urquhart Depew plans to take up station near the sign “weather permitting.” He called out to a passerby, but was struck by a snowball. “We all know who does the heavy lifting around here,” Depew said.