Time Warp TV Shows Promise
Wellington Leg: Instead of watching the debate last night Legians were treated to a fifteen round battle between Smoking Joe Frazier and Mohammed Ali. This time Frazier Koed the champ in the fourth round courtesy of the W! Network’s Time Warped TV. Animator Nelson Trafalgar of Brooms Akimbo Lane in Henley Hornbrook utilized a number two pencil and a box of Crayolas to recreate the fight for a select audience of aldermen, nabobs, undersheriffs, Black Watch, and cucumber heiress Lady Jane. A Howard Cosell handpuppet was stolen during the second round but a Kathie Lee Gifford handpuppet saved the day.
Invented in 1954 by a team from Wellington Poly Time Warp TV aired the Kefauver hearings into organized crime during the 2008 Super Bowl. “The show was a huge success,” noted executive producer Wilder Capshaw. “Few people knew that Murder Incorporated opened a branch in Wellington Leg.”
Next week the W! Network plans to run the Nixon-Kennedy debate. “This time Dick is going to win,” Mr. Trafalgar vowed. “I’m going to erase the sweat from his upper lip.”
Skeptics point out that dwelling in the past is not healthy for Wellington Leg or its floundering economy. Such an economy, based entirely on Flounder Futures, is bound to wobble. With the Spanish Armada blockading Gastropod Alley and the secret aid of the Dauphin things look grim for GDP growth.
Geraldo reporting for the W! Network.
Crime Beat Update: Someone has drawn a mustache on the Dauphin’s fabled visage: The Flying Squad has seized a number two pencil and cordoned off four square blocks and one triangular shaped intersection. WLPD is issuing a traffic advisory.