Green Light for Borzoi Script
Collywood Hills: Producer Gus Triandos has greenlighted ARTIST CZARINA BLOOD FURY from local screenwriter Antonin Borzoi. “We read a treatment,” Gus said. “Then we read the first page.” By page three Gus reported being mesmerized: “Page three has a big coffee stain in the middle. And some Cossacks. Page four is blank. I’m like, of course it is.”
Author, author: As reported in the Druidical & Literary screenwriter Borzoi is a graduate of Boris’ Obedience School in Middle Wallop, an adjunct of his Famous Writers School. In exchange for good paragraphs writers are given rewards like chewy treats. “The screen writing class is limited to the first seven hundred applicants,” Boris explained. “This helps insure individual attention.”
Problems with script? Rumors are flying that the script is in trouble. “The czarina menace is not one that viewers identify with,” said script doctor Canseco. Rewrite specialist Bogarding Thatjoint is on hand just in case. “I’m writing the zombies back in,” he said. “Here comes one now.”
Zombies Walk Out: Labor problems and ongoing contract negotiations have left Zombies and management far apart. “That’s why they’re using czarinas,” said union officials. “We don’t believe it was a typo.”
Borzoi is working on Page Six of the script. “He doesn’t really understand math so we’re calling it Page Six” The setting is St. Petersburg but the question remains whether that’s Florida or Russia. “We have a Greek Chorus of old guys with wet rags on their heads storming the Winter Palace,” said Gus. “That’s flexibility,” he added.
Borzoi was running through the park at press time and could not be interviewed. Geraldo reporting for the W! Network.