From the Minutes of the Wellington Leg Emergency Meeting: Whereas we have banned spandex as a material for construction purposes we do recognize the miraculous stretchiness inculcated in its atomic structure, whatever that may be, and thus modify the absolute ban issued yesterday to exclude those areas or pursuits where spandex is an essential ingredient to a garment or other object under pressure or stress. However, the Towne shall frowne upon the frivolous or impertinent combining of spandex with sushi or spandex and ice sculptures, two examples of recent behavior this body has sought to condemn. Once an ice sculpture has melted it becomes a puddle and theref ore a nuisance. Similarly we regret the unintended consequences of our previous octopus ban; who knew that so many loyal readers are of the tentacled persuasion?
Yes, One More Bite of the Apple was also banned or exiled by the inadvertant application of law and ordnance pertaining to spandex and the discussion thereof. Only a riot of spandex weilding octopi spared us from being lost forever in the white fuzz of internet space.
Thank you.
Sincerely, The Wellington Leg Towne Council.
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You’re back!! I meant to tell you you were down. That must mean you’re arrived in some fashion.