Great Wellington Bog: Since our cliffhanger ending revealed nothing Mrs. Forest Forthetrees of Hugging Stalin Way writes to ask: “Is the forty third earl all right? How far can one man roll?”
Fourteen Statute Miles: Due to budget cuts and massive layoffs The Druidical & Literary can no longer verify news items. With that in mind we can report that 43 rolled from Wellington Aerodrome to Oslo, Norway, a distance of five thousand eight hundred nautical miles. Since Norway and the Dowager Princess remain locked in a diplomatic feud over North Sea oil the immediate outlook is unfavorable. Armed only with a snippet from a recent manuscript 43 faces the full fury of Norwegian literary criticism.
Our Newest Feature: This saga is the perfect lead in for our new series Adventure! Legians are invited to share their stories of encounters with prehistoric beasts, angry clerks, hedge fund managers, or gun toting conservative commentators! One local resident claims to have been Blago’s Hair Stylist on the gritty streets of Chicago.
“I had just finished Blago’s haircut when I realized it had grown back in! That’s when gun-toting Tush Rimbaugh came on the radio to report Klatu’s arrival in suburban DC. Blago gave me a tip…so I rushed out to buy the Chicago Tribune’s editorial staff before I realized I only had a nickel.” Mister Don of Rising Care and Woe.
Mister Don is the winner of this week’s Adventure!
T. Rex Love-Handles reporting.
Tags: Blago's Haircut, Norway Unchained