Dateline Wellington Leg: The Towne Council has dropped the ball so here in the Leg 2010 began promptly at 1143 GMT yesterday evening. Disappointed revelers near the Angle of Repose refused to disperse, however, until The Flying Squad cameth to Dunsinane brandishing ebooks. Happy New Year from the staff of One More Bite of the Apple who are herewith fired for cause.
You’re Alone in a Very Large Office: Cub reporter Tuffy Tuffington of the Tuffington Post, is the last man standing in the newsroom once the scene of hustle and bustle now eerily quiet. Tuffy frightened himself in the hallway with his Liz Cheney tapes and is now cowering under the Editor in Chief’s empty desk. Come out, Tuffy, it was just a computer animation! You have to cover the news and then there is Pop Culture which waits for no man because here in the Leg the news cycle goes on and on in six minute segments of relative significance. That is to say that what happened six minutes ago succumbs to what will happen six minutes from now and all that space in between is where we are in the continuum. We need you Tuffy even if we cannot pay you.
Dear Friends, please pour your hearts out for Tuffy so that we can continue our customary cutting edge of coverage of all things literary. Help get Tuffy out from under the desk!
Thanks, The Management.