Prince of Denmark Shopping Centre: Wellington Leg’s indie film industry is profiling their new releases this weekend at the Octoplex. Under federal mandate Wellington Leg must produce a new movie every three days or risk losing important government subsidies. Director of Mall Security Vlad wants to remind everyone that the No Candy from Outside will be strictly enforced and may include indiscriminate aerial bombardment. Here then, the program:
Play Musty for Me: A Seattle realtor is killing her competition with chocolate chip cookies laced with octopus poison. Police become suspicious when her late model Hummer emerges from Elliot Bay with a condo from the Cretaceous Period offering no money down. Some violence and improbable dinosaur references.
Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore Although Her Mail Still Comes: Darkly Danish the futuristic story features a Beverley Hills realtor killing his competition with Remodeling Glue. Police become suspicious after his late model Hummer is overcome by fumes. Subtitled. Four hours long.
Fachwerk Orange: South Florida developers are turning orange and no one knows why. After a Boca Raton minimart bursts into flames police turn to nine year old computer hacker Bosh LaBosh who locates the mad Doctor Orange twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Parents are strongly cautioned but everyone else should be fine.
Colonel Kangaroo and the Valley of Death: Newly promoted Kangaroo leads a team of forensic scientists through seventy pages of Cheesecake Factory’s menu before ordering Buffalo Wings. Highly introspective. Featuring Bosh LaBosh and a flotilla of calories. Kangaroo faces the prospect of plummeting oil prices and a menu more complex than Das Kapital.
Check the Druidical & Literary for show times.