Wellington Leg: A quick scan of searches that lead to this blog have been made into a report, neatly typed and sent upstairs where management remains in a constant huddle fretting about what you want, dear reader. Sometimes the aura of consternation becomes a miasma…sometimes just a mist. Of course the beauty of giving you what you want is offset by the realization that we gave you what you wanted or Google wouldn’t have led you here in the first place. So, in a sense, you’re searching for something you’ve already found and I’m writing a report to say that having found the thing you were searching for, you’ve returned to find it again.
A few years ago there were several references on this blog to lederhosen. What this has to do with literature is beyond me but in fact remains that I brought it up, you searched for it and were brought here in the hopes of learning more about lederhosen, who wears it, perhaps wondering if you should wear it or associate with people who do. Well, the truth is the blog posts referred to a Lederhosen Ban here in Wellington Leg. The Internet is not capable of judging whether a blog is for or against lederhosen only that it was discussed. If you’re looking for Lederhosen Facts you’ve come to the wrong place. Maybe I should have stated that right up front.
We are complicit in the Lederhosen misunderstanding and do apologize. While management is content with this explanation I fear that by mentioning Lederhosen again the entire cycle will repeat and with bandwidth expansion occurring at an exponential rate this topic is forever enshrined as a footnote or codicil to literary blogging a rude testimony to the drawbacks of ordinary citizens expressing themselves.
Let that be the final word about you know what. I don’t want to mention it again for fear of setting off some sort of algorithmic data implosion down at the robot farm. They’re plenty busy down there as it is. I think we humans have a greater responsibility not to torture the robots or exploit their inability to distinguish between a casual reference and a work of Lederhosen scholarship.
TTFN, The Management.